Deviation Actions
Subject Name: Nessie
Subject ID Number: 10142007
Age: Unknown
Species: Lochness Monster
Scientific Name: Lacus Nesse Monstrum
Description: Nessie or the Lochness Monster is a giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era that roams Lake Loch Ness. She measures at a total of 8 stories tall or 72 feet tall to put it simply, she appears when there is fog or when it's night time, and usually doesn't encounter humans, but when she does. Well, we're not sure what she does to any humans she encounters. The following audio is from an interview with Nessie herself.
Interviewer: So what was it like living at Lake Loch Ness?
Nessie: It was so damn fun, I suggest ya visit it on yer next vacation, its very relaxin'!
Interviewer: I see, and how are you enjoying it here in this huge water tank?
Nessie: It's got a whole lota space fer me to swim 'round, and the food is very scrumptoius, and ya just can't get enough of da Haggis!
Interviewer: You are right about that! So about the people you encounter, what do you do to them?
Nessie: It's very simple, I put me neck to em, then I look them in the eye and ask them. "I need about Tree Fidy!"
Interviewer:...You ask them for money?
Nessie: Yeah, but because of that damn inflation I know ask em for Sis Foddy Wun!
Interviewer: What do you need the money for?
Nessie: So I can pay fer ma streamin' services!
Interviewer: I see, anyway I think we're done here! *End of Interview*