Subject Name: Mummiam

Subject ID Number:10301996

Age: Early to late 40s

Species: Mummified Human

Scientific Name: Mummus Sapian

Description: Mummiam is what most people would call an "Odd one out", the reason being is because of her interactions with others, and the way she speaks. When she was observed cooking something, one researcher had reported that she put a whole bottle of ketchup in a microwave. She was found walking from a school known as PS 118, in Hillwood in Washington. She has been drinking many cups of smoothies, it's been theorized that it's the reason behind her "Actions". The following audio is from an interview with the "Daughter" of Mummiam.

Interviewer: Ok so what was your name again?

Helga: I'm Helga G. Pataki

Interviewer: Ok, so let me ask you a few questions. First, how much do you know about her?

Helga: Well other than she's my MOM, but she is a little.....how should I put this? Um....not the best.

Interviewer: What do you mean?

Helga: Well, on Thanksgiving she'll always overcook the stuffing, one time she put my lunch in the oven and it was packed with moist towelettes, crackers and a can of shaving cream.

Interviewer: Ok and what abilities does she have?

Helga: She doesn't HAVE any abilities, other than she has much love for Olga!

Interviewer: Who is that?

Helga: My "Perfect" older sister, that's who!

Interviewer: I see, so where exactly did she come from? Egypt? A museum?

Helgo: She is NOT a mummy, she's just a regular woman who is wrapped in toilet paper, with a lampshade on her head!

Interviewer: I think we're done here! *End of interview*