Subject Name: Rita "One Eye" Loud

Subject ID Number: 05032016

Age: 40s

Species: Human

Scientific Name: Homo Sapian

Description: Rita ``One Eye" Loud is a pirate captain that presumably originates from a small town in Michigan. She was seen attending a beach party, along with other beings there. A few notes about Rita ``One Eye" Loud is that she works at the dentist office, probably for undercover reasons, she was seen wearing a salmon buttoned shirt, and white and dark mauve pants, and she was seen to have two eyes, although it might be a glass eye but that is up for debate. One more note about Rita ``One Eye" Loud, is that it was reported that she has 10 daughters and 1 son. The following audio is from an interview with the 2nd and 4th oldest daughters of Rita ``One Eye" Loud.

Interviewer: So what do you know about pirate captain Rita "One Eye" Loud?

Leni: Um... who's that again?

Interviewer: Your mom.

Leni: *Gasp* My mom is a pirate captain?!

Interviewer: Sorry you had to find out about this kid, but tell m-

Leni: I GOT TO GO HELP HER FIND TREASURE! *Runs from her chair and out of the interview room*

Interviewer: *Walkie Talkie* Bring in the 4th oldest daughter.

Luan: *Enters the interview room* Hey there, it's nice for me to get a new Inter-VIEW on office buildings. HAHAHAHA, get it?

Interviewer: Please have a sit kid.

Luan: *Sits down* You know I was in a bad mood, but this really helped me CHAIR up! HAHAHAHA! Get it?

Interviewer: So tell me, what do you know about Rita "One Eye" Loud?

Luan: Well I would but all of it is rated ARRRGH! HAHAHA! Get it?

Interviewer: Ok you can leave now!

Luan: Aw come on, is it because I was sitting down? Well don't worry I can STAND-UP instead! HAHAHAHA! Get it?

Interviewer: *Walkie Talkie* Jake I need you to get this girl out of the interview room, I can't take her puns anymore. *End of interview*