Now Spooky is a girl
Who no one can place
People who have just seen her
Have a confused look on their face
They ask the townspeople where she came from
They answer, No one really knows
So they launch into a inquisition
And heres how it usually goes:
Is she a wicked witch
or a ghost that can go through a wall?
The people of the town shake their heads
And say, No, Not at all
She must be a vampire
Or a zombie that crawled from the mud?
Well, she doesnt eat flesh
And she wont drink any blood.
Could she be a head hunter or
Some kind of bug?
Not really, but her head might come off
If you give it a tug.
Shes a goblin, a demon, an alien
Who spits acid that stings?
People give a sigh and say,
Sorry but shes none of those things
So what is she then.
Lets put this to bed
They smile and calmly reply
Shes simply dead.