31 GoH: Spider

Subject Name: Rosie "Arak" Nofobia

Subject ID Number: 1052007

Age: 30

Species: Spider

Scientific Name: Araneae

Description: This is not your ordinary garden variety spider, because this spider towers the average adult male by 2 feet and 9 inches. She can do the same things a regular spider can do, she can spin a web of any size, can catch her prey just like flies. she is strong as she can lift more than 450lbs and not because of radiated blood, and she can use her web as a swing. Although she can overpower a human, she doesn't eat humans, she eats the same things spiders eat, but she also eats human food aswell. She seems to roam around areas with flowers, trees or just dark areas like underneath rocks, she seems to assert dominance over male partners, and when we mean male partners, we're not talking about male spiders, she asserts her dominance over her male partner when having physical romance. The following audio is from an interview with her.

Interviewer: So tell me Rosie, how is it being a spider?

Rosie: It's very nice, because I can climb on multiple walls, I can make my own

blankets and many more.

Interviewer: I see, and did you have any male partners in your life?

Rosie: Only 5 but after spending a night at my home they figured that they have an irrational fear of spiders, guess they couldn't handle a real woman!

Interviewer: I see... anything else about being a spider?

Rosie: Not much I can say, except I love collecting those little mexican toys called pogs, here's my favorite 8 ball pog! *small coin noise* Oh dear I dropped it, hold on I'll just grab it!

Interviewer: Take your time we're not in a rush....

Rosie: I know you were watching me as I went to pick up my pog, but I don't blame you one bit, I do have a big abdomen!

Interviewer: Ok I think we're done here! *End of Interview*